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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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