i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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