hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
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someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
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Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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