I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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