he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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