drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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