If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Randomize
