There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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