i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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