But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
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all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
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Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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