I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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