She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
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Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
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DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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