Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
You had me at "let me see your balls"
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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