I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
false alarm. still invincible.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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