whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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