sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
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This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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