if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Randomize
