We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
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Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
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So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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