did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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