i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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