i'm signing you up for texting rehab
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
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and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
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Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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