You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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