She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
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I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
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You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
MIDGETS
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Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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