Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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