Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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