about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
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No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
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I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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