my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
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Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
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My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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