My room smells like vodka and shame
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
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We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
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I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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