Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
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Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
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So much Jack, so little girl.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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