is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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