I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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