I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
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It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
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I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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