I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i think i scared a bird with my dick
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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