You're completely useless in the revolution.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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