Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize
