Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
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I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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