I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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