dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
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All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
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multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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