Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
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It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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