The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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