I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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