so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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