You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
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My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
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Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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