google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
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dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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