How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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