i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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