He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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