I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
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haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
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You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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