question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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