Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
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He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
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i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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