how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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