I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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