Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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