it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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