I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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